Here’s the thing about kids and dogs: They are both really bad at pretending to like gifts they don’t. This means that the risk of a public shaming (in the form of tears, growls or just plain indifference) rises exponentially. Luckily, Barneys New York has searched the world high and low for goodies that both kids and dogs will shout (and bark) with glee over. Their parents and owners might too.

Below, Barneys Fashion Director Tomoko Ogura gathers the cream of the crop into one foolproof holiday gift guide.