CAPRICORN
December 22-January 19

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BALENCIAGA Striped Cotton Poplin Maxi Shirtdress

Given your adorable lack of subtlety and your tendency to go careening over the top at the least provocation, it’s high time you dialed it back with a mystical white shift from Balenciaga. Let this serve as a little snowy sorbet before you unleash your extrovert self in the spring.

 

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18

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SAINT LAURENT Babies Suede Ankle Boots

You Aquarians loathe boring people and boring situations. What’s the one sure-fire way to always make sure you are surrounded by fascinating people? A pair of starry glam rock Saint Laurent ankle boots.

 

PISCES
February 19-March 20

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MARSELL Tapered-Toe Leather Oxfords

Your musical, artistic side means that you spend a great many of your waking hours dancing to wild music. Therefore, you need a pair of sassy Marsell turquoise dancing shoes. Feel free to add your own taps.

 

ARIES
March 21-April 19

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ALBERTUS SWANEPOEL 10th Anniversary Manon Top Hat

Your tendency to be moody and short-tempered can land you in hot water and often necessitates a quick getaway—in disguise. An Albertus Swanepoel hat—complete with a lacy veil—will allow you to slink away undetected.

 

TAURUS
April 20-May20

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GIVENCHY Power of Love Sweatshirt

You are solid, caring, devoted, and you exude LOVE. Maybe it’s time your sweatshirt exuded LOVE too. See Givenchy!

 

GEMINI
May 21-June20

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VINTAGE WATCH Vintage Oyster Perpetual Air-King Watch

You adore skipping around town and chatting with all and sundry. The downside? Sometimes you lose track of time. The answer? A vintage watch with a pretty lilac face.

 

CANCER
June 21-July 22

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ALTUZARRA Ghianda Knot Small Python Saddle Bag
Yes, of course you are fabulous, but you can also be moody, unpredictable, and sneaky—like a snake. A snake bag by Altuzarra will forewarn others, and also act as a reminder for you to keep the hissing to a minimum.

LEO
July 23-August 22

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PROENZA SCHOULER Lily-Print Silk Blouse

You are generous and cheerful, but you cannot tolerate being ignored. A bold Proenza Schouler print will ensure that this never happens.

 

VIRGO
August 23-September 22

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Similar: BALENCIAGA Arena Scaffold Medium Tote Bag

Your hardworking practicality means that you never travel lightly. You never leave home without a laptop, power-bars, and a beautifying power-tool or five. That’s why you need a capacious Balenciaga tote.

 

LIBRA
September 23-October 22

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SIDNEY GARBER Feathers That Move Earrings

You seem to spend your life making peace between others and building bridges. A pair of Sidney Garber feather earrings will hypnotize, mesmerize, soothe, and disarm even the crankiest of people.

 

SCORPIO
October 23-November 21

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GIUSEPPE ZANOTTI “Runway” Multi-Strap Sandals

You are sensual and powerful, and you love towering over others and generally intimidating your peers. You are all about a Giuseppe Zanotti heel, even for commuting to the gym. (You may have even contemplated wearing them for workouts.)

 

SAGITTARIUS
November 22-December 21

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SAINT LAURENT Classic 11 Shields Sunglasses

With your your great sense of humor and your love of chilly outdoors, you are in dire need of a pair of fur-trimmed aviators (hilarious and practical, right? ) by Saint Laurent.

 

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